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Aw, gosh... I missed the LBC Banana Relay fundraiser. I love banana relays...not that I've actually been in one for many a year. Last summer I got to be in charge of the card game segment, where kids would run and run until they got to me, and I'd throw a deck of 82 cards all over the ground and make them pick it up before they could go on. Another time I buried matches in the sand in the beach, and the kids had to find them so that they could run a mile more and light a fire. And then after all the kids had come by and we were still on the beach, I tried to see if you can light one match off another by rubbing the heads together...you can, but it's best if you don't have a handful of matches. My whole bundle of matches went up in flames. Actually...maybe it's a good thing I wasn't in the fundraiser.

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My Lit Theory prof talked at me about doing honours again today. Maybe that's what I ought to do, before I think about doing a Master's. Perhaps.

So who else is willing to finance my decision to always write "Crakespeare" instead of "Shakespeare" on my Shakespeare final this evening?