Monday, April 03, 2006

Two truths and a lie (in no particular order):

1) I was once kicked out of a cemetery in Paris
2) I once won a sheep-racing contest
3) I have a photograph of Robin Williams withdrawing money from an ATM

AHHHH! The floor is made of faces!!

Looks like I'll have to take a crappy Shakespeare class this summer....Crakespeare?....Shitspeare? Yeah, definitely a Shitspeare class. Either that or "Modernism to Postmodernism."

Ugh. I hate my stomach.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

I ascertain that #1 and #3 are correct. Do I win a prize?

-rt

Lapsura said...

Are you saying I'm an inferior sheep-racer? I'm terribly insulted.

Yes indeed, you win the prize. What was the prize again?

Anonymous said...

A herd of llamas?

-rt

Lapsura said...

done!

Anonymous said...

Sadly I must decline for I do not have a llama barn.

-rt